Total Medals Earned: 920 (From 149 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,140 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/280 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Congratulations! You get 10 out of 10!
Medals Earned: 7/11 (175/300 points)
Score more than 400 in Rotating
Score more than 450 in Clicking
Score more than 400 in Geometry
Score more than 300 in Comparing
Score more than 350 in Shooting
Score more than 350 in Chess
Score more than 500 in Teleporter
Score 600 in Avoiding
Score more than 800 in Counting
Score more than 500 in Swiping
Score more than 550 in Tiling
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/180 points)
Start Playing
Hold 10 potions.
Defeat an enemy, while having full health.
Buy the Candy cane weapon.
Defeat your first enemy.
Beat a Gingerbread man enemy.
Isn't this copyright infringement?
Buy the Green armour.
Equip a new weapon.
Reach level 10 and unlock the boss battle.
Use a skill point to increase a stat.
Buy a potion.
Defeat a snowman enemy.
Lose a battle.
Defeat a penguin enemy.
Reach level 15.
Buy the best Amour.
Buy the best weapon.
Defeat the Santa Clone!
Find the Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (45/345 points)
Get 30 Ankhs
Teleport a scroll
Total Score of 50,000+
Enlighten 50 peasants
Throw 100 Scrolls
Complete all 30 levels
Total Score of 100,000+
Get all 90 Ankhs
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/160 points)
Kill your first(and possibly last) zombie.
Manage to get yourself killed at the very beginning
Fight off the damn zombies for 3 minutes!
This is it. You did it.
Medals Earned: 8/15 (65/490 points)
Reach 50m
Evade 100 Spike Blocks
Jump 100 times
Evade 20 Death Loops
Evade 20 Flame Bullets
Reach 100m
Jump 500 times
Evade 10 quakes
Jump 1000 times
Reach 300m
Evade 20 Crushers
Unlock all medals
Reach 500m
Jump 2000 times
Medals Earned: 6/30 (55/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Eat a pork chop!
Find the 1st hidden song.
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 10/10 (500/500 points)
Being eaten by dog
Being killed by spikes
Find sixth ending.
Find second ending.
Being crushed by Bigfoot.
Find fifth ending.
Find fourth ending
Find third ending
Find first ending.
Find all endings
Medals Earned: 9/17 (235/495 points)
Spend your first Talent Point.
Spend some rubies in the ugrade menu.
Play through the intro.
Defeat the first boss.
Fully upgrade your hero talents.
Defeat the second boss.
Fully upgrade your sniper rifle.
Defeat the third boss.
Beat the final boss on hard.
Have at least 4000 rubies when you enter the upgrade menu.
Fully upgrade your assault rifle.
Fully upgrade your bazooka.
Unlock the secret companion cube.
Unlock the secret robot unicorn.
Beat all the waves on endless mode.
Beat the final boss on beginner.
Fully upgrade all your weapons.